Overheard at the bar ... Ouch!

Jamie Letford was looking a wee bit worse for wear after a touch of scootering got the better side of him. Or rather, the low side. Heading home a wee bit tipsy he decided to borrow a youngster's scooter and proceeded to homeward. Getting a touch over-confident - and remembering Dancing on Ice - he decided to try a full axel bracket turn with bunny hop on to the pavement... and missed. Crunch as scooter hit pavement... scrape as head hit pavement. Ouch as pain hit brain.

Overheard at the bar ... Grind!

It's rumoured that Iain Condie always takes a magnet with him when he goes out... so he can pull the girls with braces

Overheard at the bar ... Hoi - that's my daughter!

Ken Seaton to a bar regular caught staring...